Dear Feminist (A Must Read)
Dear wives at home,
We write to you in dismay of what has now become a trend pushed mainly by heartless Feminists to stab "our" husbands to death once you find out he is seeing us.
We are ashamed of you women who think the only way to deal with us is to kill "our husband". He doesn't deserve to die for seeing us, we love him just like you do, we feel jealous too when we call him and he tells us, " John, I can't talk now, I will call you back". Yea! We feel bad when he calls us John just so you don't kill him. We are not "Johns" or "Mechanic" or "Uncle". We are Mary, Blessing, Folake, Gloria, Amaka, Amina, etc. And we love him too not because he gives us money or buys us gifts. We even give him gifts too, we assist him pay your children school fees too, we cook for him in our homes too, we " fuck" him good or even better than you do but still we are sharing him with you not with the intention to make him dump you or Stop caring for you. Not all of us are gold diggers. Some of us are business executives, some of us are richer than you and him combined, some of us are well off. He will never tell you how he bought that car you love to seat in the front, we assisted him. We borrow him money when he goes broke. That house you think he built within months, I wish you can ask him how much of our support went in too.
Why kill him to punish yourself and the kids you bare with him? Ain't you now so foolish to not only be on your way to die but to put your kids in forever status as orphans, all because you don't want to share him with us? Is it not enough for you that you gave him kids before us, is it not enough that all his assets are in your kids names? Is it not enough that we hardly date him publicly because we respect you and your marriage to him? Why still kill him? You are the fool and you deserve to rot in jail or be hanged by your neck until your tongue stretches out of your mouth like a roasted goat in Aduwawa market.
We are women like you, we are sometimes not even more beautiful than you, but then we treat him sometimes better. We don't nag at him, we don't give him hell, we would rather pamper him and pet him to sleep in our homes even if it is just one night in a whole month. But you have him the most, you are still not satisfied. You would rather kill him so you can be Landlady, boss and breadwinner. You are the foolish one I repeat, not us.
You don't understand men, even after marriage of more than 10years, men are like grown babies, they will keep crying loudly when that demand is not met. When that thing they crave is being denied them, they will fume, loathe and bask in anger of defeat. It is in their DNA and we don't like to see them bruised or their ego banged. There is never a time a woman will be enough for one man, societal values and norms pressed down the biological nature of males. Why must you take a life you never gave him? He still has his parents and you made him die before his parents. You are wicked and wicked idiots like that fat Amoeba feminist based in Canada glorify such killings.
We are not ghosts, we are human beings, we are your sisters and friends and we ought to love him and respect him and not to stab him. Do you think we don't feel jealous when those cold night stares us in the face and he is rather with you? Do you think that dick is not missed over here most nights? Why kill him when you could just walk away from the marriage and let us come in and be happily married to him? Why kill him you bloody murderer!!!!
We miss him now, you have taken our joy away, his clothes are still here, he told us he would not mind a second wife which we are gladly willing to become, after all, husbands are so scarce to find and we don't need to risk menopause when his seed can easily make all of us mums even in one year alone.
I hope the law deals with you and make you suffer brutally for being a heartless prick. I hope you die in pains and anguish as you put him through. He was your husband, so he was our man too.
Sincerely Yours.
Paulinus Okpere
Attorney to:
ASSOCIATION OF MISTRESSES AND SIDE CHICKS
(A.M.S.C)
We write to you in dismay of what has now become a trend pushed mainly by heartless Feminists to stab "our" husbands to death once you find out he is seeing us.
We are ashamed of you women who think the only way to deal with us is to kill "our husband". He doesn't deserve to die for seeing us, we love him just like you do, we feel jealous too when we call him and he tells us, " John, I can't talk now, I will call you back". Yea! We feel bad when he calls us John just so you don't kill him. We are not "Johns" or "Mechanic" or "Uncle". We are Mary, Blessing, Folake, Gloria, Amaka, Amina, etc. And we love him too not because he gives us money or buys us gifts. We even give him gifts too, we assist him pay your children school fees too, we cook for him in our homes too, we " fuck" him good or even better than you do but still we are sharing him with you not with the intention to make him dump you or Stop caring for you. Not all of us are gold diggers. Some of us are business executives, some of us are richer than you and him combined, some of us are well off. He will never tell you how he bought that car you love to seat in the front, we assisted him. We borrow him money when he goes broke. That house you think he built within months, I wish you can ask him how much of our support went in too.
Why kill him to punish yourself and the kids you bare with him? Ain't you now so foolish to not only be on your way to die but to put your kids in forever status as orphans, all because you don't want to share him with us? Is it not enough for you that you gave him kids before us, is it not enough that all his assets are in your kids names? Is it not enough that we hardly date him publicly because we respect you and your marriage to him? Why still kill him? You are the fool and you deserve to rot in jail or be hanged by your neck until your tongue stretches out of your mouth like a roasted goat in Aduwawa market.
We are women like you, we are sometimes not even more beautiful than you, but then we treat him sometimes better. We don't nag at him, we don't give him hell, we would rather pamper him and pet him to sleep in our homes even if it is just one night in a whole month. But you have him the most, you are still not satisfied. You would rather kill him so you can be Landlady, boss and breadwinner. You are the foolish one I repeat, not us.
You don't understand men, even after marriage of more than 10years, men are like grown babies, they will keep crying loudly when that demand is not met. When that thing they crave is being denied them, they will fume, loathe and bask in anger of defeat. It is in their DNA and we don't like to see them bruised or their ego banged. There is never a time a woman will be enough for one man, societal values and norms pressed down the biological nature of males. Why must you take a life you never gave him? He still has his parents and you made him die before his parents. You are wicked and wicked idiots like that fat Amoeba feminist based in Canada glorify such killings.
We are not ghosts, we are human beings, we are your sisters and friends and we ought to love him and respect him and not to stab him. Do you think we don't feel jealous when those cold night stares us in the face and he is rather with you? Do you think that dick is not missed over here most nights? Why kill him when you could just walk away from the marriage and let us come in and be happily married to him? Why kill him you bloody murderer!!!!
We miss him now, you have taken our joy away, his clothes are still here, he told us he would not mind a second wife which we are gladly willing to become, after all, husbands are so scarce to find and we don't need to risk menopause when his seed can easily make all of us mums even in one year alone.
I hope the law deals with you and make you suffer brutally for being a heartless prick. I hope you die in pains and anguish as you put him through. He was your husband, so he was our man too.
Sincerely Yours.
Paulinus Okpere
Attorney to:
ASSOCIATION OF MISTRESSES AND SIDE CHICKS
(A.M.S.C)
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